A friend of mine told me this joke in honor of Madonna's visit to Eretz Yisrael for Rosh Hashana (and I think she has stayed through Yom Kippur though her group left already):
What's the difference between Madonna and Shimon Peres?
Madonna wears tefillin and visits the graves of holy rabbis.
That is priceless!!!! Thank you for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteGmar Chatima Tova.
welcome back wbm
ReplyDeleteI heard it this morning, slightly differently:
ReplyDeleteMadonna wears tefillan and seeks the advice of rabbis.
Perez doesn't and seeks the advice of pop stars.
also good
ReplyDeleteGreat joke! Welcome back.. gmar chatima tovah!
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