how to spread strep on Purim

I just could not resist posting this...

the following is the content of an email that was just sent out to the local email list...

Subject: psssst ....Wanna spread Strep Germs All Around this Purim? EASY!


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It's much TOO easy to spread strep germs around.

But please:

1)  If you're going to handle outgoing Mishlo'ahh Manos with open [even almost-healed] cuts or sores on your hands, and refuse to first cover your hands with CLEAN disposable rubber gloves; or

2)  If you tend to lick your fingers, or to wipe your nose, while preparing food, or you begin food-preparation without proper soap-washing of hands;

BY ALL MEANS, TELL THE RECIPIENT ABOUT YOUR FOOD HANDLING, in effect that should warn him/her to save the food for burning Erev Pesahh.
THAT'S THE SAFE WAY TO CONSUME SUCH FOOD!

A Happy & Healthy Purim to All

That's a riot!!!