Bibi Cuts Up Abbas Into Pieces And Cooks Him

This report on CNN is just too ironic to pass up.

A Pakistani woman named Zainab Bibi was arrested on suspicion of cutting her husband, Ahmad Abbas, into pieces. She then allegedly cooked the pieces in an attempt to dispose of the body without being caught.

Needless to say, it didn't work. She was caught. Surely it must be a media conspiracy against Bibi. They always hate him. They just want Bibi to look bad.