Jan 18, 2022

Headline of the Day

University president fired after trying to lure subordinate to his office with a knish

  -- The JC



I didnt know that knishes could be so seductive... maybe I just haven't had the right knish...




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3 comments:

  1. Mishlei 26:18-19:

    כְּמִתְלַהְלֵהַּ, הַיֹּרֶה זִקִּים-- חִצִּים וָמָוֶת
    כֵּן-אִישׁ, רִמָּה אֶת-רֵעֵהוּ; וְאָמַר, הֲלֹא-מְשַׂחֵק אָנִי

    As a madman who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death;
    So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith: 'Am not I in sport?'


    Mishlei 27:8:

    כְּצִפּוֹר, נוֹדֶדֶת מִן-קִנָּהּ-- כֵּן-אִישׁ, נוֹדֵד מִמְּקוֹמוֹ
    As a bird that wandereth from her nest, so is a man that wandereth from his place.

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  2. Clearly you've never seen the movie Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

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