The following two "pashkevils", or maybe advertisements, are spoofs of what a Kupat Ha'Ir advertisement to raise money might look like this week upon the advent of Christmas. They are being sent around (i.e. I do not know what/who the original source is), and I thought they were pretty funny, so I am sharing them with you...




One says that on Nittle Nacht the gedolei yisrael and rabbonim will play backgammon, that is famous for it's segulos,  in your merit. The second says that for just 99 NIS a minyan of talmidei chachomim will stop learning Torah for 12 hours straight, on Nittel Nacht.

This is a funny skit by Eretz Nehederet, a satirical show styled after SNL, making fun of the BBC style of reporting on the war...



(HatTip: Pesky Settler)

The follwoing was posted anonymously to an Israeli Hebrew forum. The writer said that this sign (pashkevil) has been seen posted in Ramat Aviv Gimmel (a very high end secular neighborhood of North Tel Aviv)

To translate, the sign says, (it seems to be addressed to women) "Do not pass through our Neighborhood! We request, Do not pass trough our neighborhood if you are not dressed in a stunning fashion.
"Stunning" includes: A Dolce & Gabban poncho, (something else I did not understand), A short jacket with fur made by Gucci, high heels shoes by Chanel.
Please do not disturb the sanctity of our neighborhood and our lifestyle as dedicated consumers to the holy brand names!"

I am not sure if it was put up to make fun of the residents and their lifestyle or if it was put up by the residents as a spoof of the similar signs in Haredi neighborhoods calling on immodestly clad women to dress appropriately...