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Mar 23, 2014
iphone owners cant bake matza
Are you the proud own of an iPhone or other form of smartphone?
We've been compiling a list of all the things you cannot do because of it.. things like blow shofar in shul, hear shofar, witness a wedding, daven for the amud, get an aliyah, build a mikvah, enter homes of some gedolim, charge your phone in yeshiva, get olam haba, play music at weddings and bar mitzvahs, etc...
You can now add to the list - you cannot work for the Irnstein Matza Factory.
According to Bechadrei, Irnstein Matza has advertised that all of the people, with no exception, working for them making matza are God-fearing people and have declared that they do not have unauthorized smartphones in their possessions.
Whew. Matza that will be made by only kosher cellphones.
We've been compiling a list of all the things you cannot do because of it.. things like blow shofar in shul, hear shofar, witness a wedding, daven for the amud, get an aliyah, build a mikvah, enter homes of some gedolim, charge your phone in yeshiva, get olam haba, play music at weddings and bar mitzvahs, etc...
You can now add to the list - you cannot work for the Irnstein Matza Factory.
According to Bechadrei, Irnstein Matza has advertised that all of the people, with no exception, working for them making matza are God-fearing people and have declared that they do not have unauthorized smartphones in their possessions.
Whew. Matza that will be made by only kosher cellphones.
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unauthorized? so the mashgiach just authorizes them while the workers are working there....
ReplyDeletegood for them. I hope all the badatzes are picking the best guys to work.
ReplyDeleteI too have an authorized smartphone. It's fully ISO compliant.
ReplyDeleteThey should also ban smokers.
ReplyDeleteOh well, so much for my million dollar 18-minute-countdown-app idea!
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