If I missed the 9th hour, 9th day, 9 minutes, 9th month, 9th year thing where the gates of heaven are supposedly open (arent they always?) for our prayers, can I log into a proxy that would give me a US based IP address and then have my 9 minutes back to say my prayers?

If it works for watching Hulu video clips, which it does, it should work for something like this.. shouldn't it?