According to the Daily Mail, Ayatollah Khameini of Iran has published a 461 page book that is essentially a guide to wiping out Israel.

461 pages? so many instructions to wiping out this little country? Can I get the Cliffs Notes edition? How many pages does it take to write "aim and shoot the nuke"? If they only skim the book and don't actually read it, will that mess up their plans as they definitely won't get all the details down pat? Are they going to translate it into English? what about Hebrew?  I wonder who I need to speak to to get a copy for a book review..