A man filed a lawsuit against God in the Haifa courts. He was suing God for harassing him. He says he filed complaints against God with the police many times and in the past 3 years God has been acting much worse with him. He complained to the police many times and the police recommended he file for a restraining order against God.

The judge, an Arab judge named Ahsan Canaan, dismissed the case and suggested that the help this man needs is not the help of the court but of other professionals.

you can't make this stuff up.

I wonder if the judge was pressured by the defendant to throw out the case..