Sep 10, 2014
Apple Watch and Kosher Watch
(this joke is going around in different forms.. it is not my original humor.. just sharing something funny)
In light of the announcement yesterday by Apple regarding its upcoming devices, specifically its watch, the Haredi community has announced the formation of a new committee called the committee for kosher watches.
The Committee for Kosher Watches is already working on the development of a new kosher watch, so people will not have to use Apple Watch, which is sure to bring about the destruction of our society as we know it, and specifically the traditional family unit. The new watch is already the cause of addiction, pornography, divorce and children dropping out of school and leaving religion.
The committee has just released an image of its first prototype kosher watch...
Additional models are being designed and worked on, so there will be variety and competition. Make sure to only buy a watch with a hechsher!
In light of the announcement yesterday by Apple regarding its upcoming devices, specifically its watch, the Haredi community has announced the formation of a new committee called the committee for kosher watches.
The Committee for Kosher Watches is already working on the development of a new kosher watch, so people will not have to use Apple Watch, which is sure to bring about the destruction of our society as we know it, and specifically the traditional family unit. The new watch is already the cause of addiction, pornography, divorce and children dropping out of school and leaving religion.
The committee has just released an image of its first prototype kosher watch...
Additional models are being designed and worked on, so there will be variety and competition. Make sure to only buy a watch with a hechsher!
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Hechsherim available for a nominal fee beginning at $10,000. ,of course, if you're representative davens at the rebbe s shul, the fee is a couple hundred dollars.
ReplyDeleteWon't help, at least for men, as ALL wristwatches are already forbidden to men, due to Lo Tilbash, as you reported last year.
ReplyDeleteYou definitely got the wrong photo (BTW - the photo is identical to my watch), the calendar in that photo used pagen days of the week and the Gregorian calendar.
ReplyDeleteThis is what a kosher watch looks like:
http://www.jewishsoftware.com/products/The_Jewish_Watch__Great_Gift_1210.asp