Madoff reportedly cornered the hot chocolate market in prison

  -- Fox News


I don't know why but I am fascinated by this.

you can take the horse to the trough, but you can't make him drink. You can take a crook like Madoff to prison, to reform his ways, but you can't make him learn the lessons and actually reform his ways...

I'm also a bit surprised Madoff hasn't yet gotten a shiv stuck in him...