Nov 22, 2009
Jameel is in trouble
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May 20, 2008
The latest email scam
Ever hear of the Nigerian email scam? If you have been using email anytime over the past 13 years or so, how could you not be familiar with it?
Jameel just forwarded to me the latest, most recent take-off of the Nigerian email scam.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, May 20, 2008 at 5:20 PM
Subject: urgent
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
From: PM Ehud Olmert
Greetings from Jerusalem
Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want to transfer to overseas account (30,000.000 NIS) Thirty million New Israeli Shekels from a prime Bank here in Israel. I want to ask you, if you are not capable to quietly look for reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end for this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in future.
I am PM Ehud Olmert, presently the Prime Minister of Israel. Potentially in the course of an audit next week, it will be discovered that I have a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990, in which I regularly deposited envelopes full of cash. I discovered that with the audit next week, if I do not get this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.
The official owner of this account is my wife Aliza, a great artist and a resident of Jerusalem, who unfortunately never had any art skills, and it shows it what she produces.
While we would have claimed that the deposits were for artwork, no one believes that any more, as who would actually by her crap. No other person knows about this account or anything concerning it - yet.
The total amount involved is Thirty million New Israeli Shekels only [30,000.000.00 NIS] and we wish to transfer this money into safe foreigners account abroad. But while I know many foreigners who give me money, I don't know any foreigner who will keep their mouth shut; I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give to you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount, 50% will be for us while 10% will be for the expenses both parties may incurred during this transaction. PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.
I look forward to your earliest reply
Best Regards,
PM Ehud Olmert
Jerusalem, Israel
(of course, Turban Tip to Jameel)
Apr 15, 2008
Where in the world is Jameel?
I finally stumbled into some top secret video surveillance that has discovered exactly what Jameel is doing...The game is up Jameel. We caught you!
Mar 23, 2008
Most unusual Shalach Manos I received...
We chose to use the method mandated by the Rama, and begin our se'udah early at about 11:40.
I was so tired from a busy morning, little sleep the nights leading up to Purim and a very hectic week, that the wine I drank made me very tired and knocked me out. So I am laying there sleeping in my drunken stupor, and I get woken up. Somebody had come by to deliver shalach manos to me. He woke me up and I saw (after needing a few minutes to figure out where I was and what I was looking at) he was dressed up like Jameel!
(sorry person dressed up like Jameel - this is the best pic my daughter got. So if you want me to use a better, more flattering, pic, email one to me.)The shalach manos he gave me was a plate of, that's right, WAFFLES!
and I ate them this morning...
They were very good. I even am willing to go out on a limb and say they were the best, and only, waffles I have eaten in the past 15 or so years...So for all of you who are skeptical about the big waffle debate and prefer to spread Lashon Ha'Ra about good people, I am here to give testimony to the fact that everything is true and I got my waffles!
Feb 28, 2008
Jameel and graves
Jameel was traveling up north and had an unusual experience in the tziyun of Rav Yehuda Bar Ila'i...
Dec 12, 2007
Jameel's trip to Kever Yosef
Sep 11, 2007
Pre-Rosh Hashana miracle at the Muqata
Jun 25, 2007
a story of intimidation
Feb 14, 2007
Purim is coming!
If you are not a blogger but are curious or follow it, you too can head over to the Muqata. Just make sure you are wearing your bullet-proof vest...
Jan 10, 2007
money for naming a child
It seems this elderly couple only has daughters and only grand-daughters. They never had the opportunity to name a child after her (or was it his?) father.
So they are asking for someone willing to name their child after her father and they would pay 5000 NIS for that zechus.
Jameel checked out the story and sure enough it is somebody he knows. He has verified the details and the whole thing is true.
If you are in a position to do such a chessed for these people, head on over to The Muqata and leave Jameel a note. He will put you in touch with them.
BTW, if I understood correctly, the family must be living in Israel (and planning to stay).
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