It seems Hugh Hefner of Playboy has finally decided to go for a girl his own age. This month's magazine  features Helen Thomas, she of White House Press Corps anti-semitism fame.

Thomas, speaking to Playboy, I only read it for the riveting articles, said:

Israelis have the right to exist-but where they were born. (RG: so Israelis born in Israel can stay here with her approval?)

Why shouldn't I say it? I knew exactly what I was doing-I was going for broke. I had reached the point of no return. You finally get fed up

I think [the Jews are] wonderful people. They had to have the most depth. They were leaders in civil rights. They've always had the heart for others but not for Arabs, for some reason. I'm not anti-Jewish; I'm anti-Zionist.

they should stay where they are because they're not being persecuted-not since World War II...If they were, we sure would hear about it... They carry on the victimization. American people do not know that the Israeli lobbyists have intimidated them into believing that every Jew is a persecuted victim forever-while they are victimizing Palestinians.

it is not a secret. It's very open...Everybody is in the pocket of the Israeli lobbies, which are funded by wealthy supporters, including those from Hollywood. Same thing with the financial markets. There's total control.

I love anti-semites. They make me feel so powerful. I am trying to figure out right now what to do with the financial markets today. Should I make them crash or maybe I should drive them upward a few more days before I bring them down.