Mazel tov to the NFL, the Chicago Bears, and to Left Tackle Gabe Carimi.

A career, a yarmulka, peyos and a beard. What more can a Jewish girl want?

Carimi, also known as The Jewish Hammer, and also known as The Bear Jew (should probably be Da Bear Jew), played college football for the Wisconsin Badgers. I don't doubt that Carimi is a great player with great potential, which is probably why the Bears drafted him in the first round od the 2011 NFL Draft, but it is unusual for Jews to play professional football, let alone be a first round draft pick.

Carimi grew up a Green bay Packers fan, which is a point against him, but we will give him the benefit of the doubt because he is jewish and say his community probably indoctrinated him to that so he is a tinok she'nishba and cannot be held accountable for that. he will have to make up for it with tough play.

The Jewish girls in Chicago better start getting in line for the latest college grad to hit town!