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Sep 10, 2023
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The ol' "not blowing shofar to confuse Satan" trick is too amateur.
Erev Rosh Hashana, I'll be sitting in my sukkah, wearing my Purim costume and non-leather shoes, eating a hamantasch-shaped cheesecake, in front of a menorah made entirely from matza.
I've been saying this for years. Ever Yom Kippur we show up for shul in Purim costumes and non-leather shoes. After Kol Nidrei, we do hakafos, then read all 5 megillos, the entire Sefer Torah, then hoshanos and light the menorah while waving the lulav in the shul sukkah. Bang! You're done for the year.
I've been saying this for years. Ever Yom Kippur we show up for shul in Purim costumes and non-leather shoes. After Kol Nidrei, we do hakafos, then read all 5 megillos, the entire Sefer Torah, then hoshanos and light the menorah while waving the lulav in the shul sukkah. Bang! You're done for the year.
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