According to Channel 12 News, a medical professional went to get his COVID19 vaccine yesterday.

Somehow they accidentally gave him the entire bottle of vaccine that contains 5+ doses, rather than pulling one dose and watering it down with saline as is supposed to be done.

The fellow was kept in the hospital for monitoring, and after it was determined that he was ok he was released to the wild. 

What is going to happen to this guy?

a. This guy is going to have the fastest internet in the country with all the 5g chips they pumped him with

b. His horns and tail will be longer than everyone else's

c. the Illuminati won't be able to track him because of the abundance of vaccine causing crazy problems

d. he will now be protected for life from COVID19 infections - with no need to retake the vaccine in coming years, or even to get the 2nd dose in 3 weeks.

e. something else?

f. none of the above