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Apr 5, 2007

murder in the Israel safari

The butler did it.

Actually that is not true. Yossi did it.

Yossi is an elephant. Yossi, a 33 year old, 7 ton elephant went, in full public, and murdered Atari, a 46 year old 5 ton elephant. He smashed into Atari a number of times until Atari collapsed and died.

Yossi is being held for questioning and is pending the investigation. According to this article, Yossi will be allowed conjugal visits.

After speaking to Yossi's lawyers asking for a statement, it seems the insanity plea will only be used as a last resort. Anybody who has information that might exonerate Yossi is being asked to step forward and shed light on the matter.

I am hoping the visitors who filmed the incident will soon upload them to Youtube and I will try to locate them for you... Unless the video cameras have been confiscated as evidence.

There goes the neighborhood.

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