Sep 19, 2007

Madonna and Shimon

A friend of mine told me this joke in honor of Madonna's visit to Eretz Yisrael for Rosh Hashana (and I think she has stayed through Yom Kippur though her group left already):

What's the difference between Madonna and Shimon Peres?

Madonna wears tefillin and visits the graves of holy rabbis.


  1. That is priceless!!!! Thank you for the laugh.

    Gmar Chatima Tova.

  2. I heard it this morning, slightly differently:

    Madonna wears tefillan and seeks the advice of rabbis.
    Perez doesn't and seeks the advice of pop stars.

  3. Great joke! Welcome back.. gmar chatima tovah!


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