My little boy had a tiyul today from school. The tiyul included the mothers who were supposed to come.

They were told they would be going to a place in Ashdod called, and you need to be reading this with an Israeli Hebrew accent, "Partee Zan Park".

The mothers (even the purely Israeli ones), not knowing what this was going to be, all expected it to be some tiyul through the woods or a park that was a memorial to the partisans.

Sure enough, they got there, and the place was an indoor amusement park named "Party Zone Park".