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Jul 28, 2011

Jellyfish File Complaint At UN Against Israel

The Israeli Institute For Sea Research (המכון לחקר ימים ואגמים) has announced today in its weekly report that  the beaches are now fine for swimming as the beaches are free of jellyfish.. the large jellyfish population has left the shores of Israel, and the Mediterranean beaches are now free of jellyfish.

When I first read that in Ynet, my initial thought was that the jellyfish have filed a complaint with the UN, and the council will be passing a resolution against Israel occupying the shores and displacing the jellyfish creating a terrible refugee situation. The jellyfish want a state of their own and are threatening to take the demand to the UN for a vote, unless Israel gives them all the land prior to said vote.

5 comments:

  1. were they not fine in the past?

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  2. you mean were the beaches not fine for swimming? there were lots of jellyfish, so people were getting stung. now the jellyfish have left, so the coast is clear..

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  3. false! i was at a beach not more than 1.5 weeks ago, and i ran yelling and screaming like a little girl, b/c i saw a nice big jellyfish swarming around my leg, and two little ones, baking in the tide.
    outrageous reports!

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  4. HEH. HIGHLY RECOMMEND MEDUZOT. HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF A PHOTO-OP WITH ITS YISRA'ELI DIRECTOR, AS WELL AS ATTENDING A PANEL DISCUSSION. SLIPPERY LITTLE TROUBLEMAKERS, AREN'T THEY.

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  5. whats - they said this yesterday. 1.5 weeks ago there were plenty, now there are none

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