I was reading an interesting article last night. The article was about a historical Judeo-Christian theological debate between a group of Rabbis and a Priest.

I had just started the article while relaxing on the couch.

I woke up this morning and found the rabbit eating half my article. It seems I fell asleep while reading the article. I must have dropped the magazine right on or next to the rabbit cage, which is next to the couch. The pages of the article I was reading must have edged into the cage and the rabbit grabbed them and ripped them apart and was gnawing on them when I woke up.

I never knew "My dog ate my homework" could be a real excuse!!!