Mar 31, 2010

Stray Cats are planning a V-like takeover

These stray cats start out acting all nice and cute. After they win over your sympathy, they start putting their proactive plan to take over our country and planet into action.

The stray cat outside our home has suddenly become 9 large cats that fight and make a lot of noise, and do all sorts of inappropriate things in public. Have they no shame?! Get a room!

They have become a nuisance, and it seems they might be planning on overtaking our building and then moving on to overthrowing our local government (maybe that would be a good thing) and then maybe join cat groups everywhere and take over the national government (maybe that would be a good thing).

Seriously, is there some way to get rid of the stray cats? (besides the "anti-freeze in the milk bowl" advice)


  1. I for one welcome our new feline overlords! (had to say it)

  2. You obviously don't appreciate the daily blessings bestowed upon us by the local Katz.

  3. Bucket of water or hose. Have to use them quickly, before the cats take off in anticipation. Only good if you're on kumat karka or kuma alef.

    We always had housecats in Yerushalayim. That attracted feral cats outside. A few midnight water treatments often helped.

    Moadim L'simha!

  4. i just saw a headline about a bill in israel to permit shooting straY dogs. maybe you can have it extended to cats

    מועדים לשמחה


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